Hellish Night's Dream

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Here is a story that I have sent to my female sibling whose name is Elissa M. Down, it is a parody that I have done on Shakespeare.

A STORY!
A HELLISH NIGHT'S DREAM

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One night during the night of the summer solstice,
Someone was reading a book in bed.
The book that someone was reading, contains Shakespearean Literature.
This someone reads this particular book, page after page to the very end.
This someone beings feels very tired, after the big read.
This someone put the book on the bedside table, and fell alseep.

Then dream beings peacefully, very peacefully.
The dream is a world where this someone experiences wonderful joys,
And luxuries that this world can bestow without laying a price.
It gives everlasting confidence without needing to worry about the future,
But as this someone's dreams get deeper and deeper in the sleep,
The dream turns out into a raging and terrifying nightmare.

This someone beings to fell terrified, very terrified,
This someone is being forced into a world of torture with no escape,
The world is completely filled with a lot of undescribeable torture of agony.
All this torture is being inflicted towards this someone,
By two humaniod beasts, with insect type wings and pointy ears.
They are wearing diadems, on top of their heads. The torture is endless.

But all the torture has ended when the sun rises in the land of awake,
And where this someone has awakened up and escaped the torturous nightmare.
Also, this someone has gotten a bad severe headache, and brain damage.
All this because of the long night reading of William Shakespeare.
This someone threw the Shakespearean Book into a firepit's flames,
Where will burn into oblivion, and never dare to harm anyone's sleep again!

<Brief Pause>
REMEMBER! Shakespeare causes Nightmares in your Sleeps, and they can be more terrifying, during the night of the Summer Solstice.

This message was from <Deep Tone Mysterious Narrating Voice Off> <Chrous Singing Voice On> Gonksoftware Mental Health Authorities' Warning Message. <Chrous Singing Voice Off>

Also, Reading In Bed Is Terrible.


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